Wedding Day Jitters

One of my coworkers is getting married this weekend.  He and his fiancee are having a small wedding in VA or which he didn't invite any of us.  That's okay we got him a gift anyway.  So the admin starts talking about how nervous he's been acting and sarcastically says "Hey, you only get married once...or so they say." Then she bursts out laughing.  To make it worse, she starts to talk about how everyone she knows has been divorced and remarried at least once.  Way to soothe those wedding day jitters.